Erica, the "Writer-Downer"

I'm not sure if you know this, but I am a "writer-downer". I know this because I said this in a recent interview, so it must be true. Yes, hello, again my name is Erica, I pay attention to detail. I can prove it because I am a "writer-downer". And then I threw myself down the stairs and continued to ram my heel in my head and found another flight of stairs to throw myself down. I got the job. The End.